Teenage Declaration

Teenage Declaration

Teenage Declaration of Independence project for school.

When in the course of teenage events it becomes necessary for the people to eliminate the adultarchy and to be able to have the right to do whatever we want when we want. Which is bestoweth upon us from the heavenly god Gene Simmons. Who has compelled us to separate from and destroy the adultarchy.

The truths that we hold self evident is; the right to have a myspace page. The right to be able to play video games whenever we want. And to have the right to have a cell phone at any age. We would like the right to be able to watch T.V. any time of the day. The right to go places by ourselves. We would like the right to receive money from our parents whenever needed or wanted. The right to be able to watch any movie of any rating we desire. Last but no least, the right to have relationships with the other sex no questions asked.

The adultarchy have put us through many injuries and usurpations. They have caused us much pain and agony, just to list a few; they parents have forbideth us the right to have a reasonable curfew time. They have forbade us to go to places by thyself. Our school administrators hath not let us chew gum or wear hats in class. Our parents have forbid us to borrow money in need of emergencies. They have not let us watch certain PG-13 and R movies. They have forbade us of having loud music on. They have forbid us of having parties or going to parties. They have compelled us to do homework as soon as we get home. They have forbid us to go places alone. They have even taketh away our prized possessions when we have a done something afoul.

I and other members of the Council of Teenage Freedom have tried fruitlessly to peacefully resolve problems with the adultarchy. We have asked politely, respectfully and with a clear mind for them to give us a little leeway in our way of life. We have finished our homework on time, gotten good grades, even not acted badly. But the have stayed quite stubborn. We will not let this mockery of us keep going, so we will strike back.

On behalf of the Council of Teenage Freedom, and those being butchered and maimed by the tyrannical adultarchy, hereby declare the official breaking away from the government system of the adultarchy. We will create our own government and we will become independent. We will be led and guided by our heavenly god Gene Simmons, there is to be no arguing about this proclamation from teenagers or adults alike. If any do so, they will be hung.

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aethrum, posted this comment on Jan 26th, 2007

hear ye hear ye…i do belieave this deserves a standing ovation well done

the emptier, posted this comment on Feb 15th, 2007

wow thank you very much, i wrote it myself, i’m only 13 to.

quobae, posted this comment on Nov 17th, 2007

this thang is fye–meaning it’s good–we have to do this for school..no worries tho..i will not still this from you..just looking for somewhat of an idea…

Maple, posted this comment on Nov 26th, 2007

Wow, this is really really well written.
If you were my student it would be a definent A+

Abz, posted this comment on Dec 15th, 2007

Other than the repeated ‘forbade/forbid/forbidden’ and the right to go to places by ourselves, its good.

rolll, posted this comment on Mar 11th, 2008

hey can u help me
u are really good at it

Eiko, posted this comment on Sep 21st, 2008

I’m doing the same thing at school, I’m only getting ideas though. I’m not here to plagiarize. This is pretty good though!

Paul O., posted this comment on Sep 28th, 2008

Thanks u really helped this project im copyin word by word but i will give u credit after i get my grade back lol

Maggie, posted this comment on Dec 4th, 2008

Thanks for helping me in my homework assignment. there are good ideas there! not only for the homework but also for ourselves!
good luck!

Lance, posted this comment on Mar 10th, 2009

This is freaking great! I really needed a way to start my Declaration and you gave me the outline for it. Thanks a million. I also used a few of your ideas. Thanks. :] But, no plagiarizing.

Rodanna, posted this comment on Apr 25th, 2010

hi i have to do a project on this after reading Jefferson own and this is simply wonderful. Nice composure and content and for 13 you’re a prodigy. keep it up you’ll get far. and maybe you’ll mom will let you have the my space page

Rosa, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

Your ideas are great (: Thanks very much. I didn’t copy it, but it gave me a good headstart to write my own.

duesa, posted this comment on Oct 24th, 2010

i like it

quinnnn, posted this comment on Nov 16th, 2010

wow my teacher used this for an “example” and kind of took the credit. :[

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