Teenage Declaration of Independence project for school.
When in the course of teenage events it becomes necessary for the people to eliminate the adultarchy and to be able to have the right to do whatever we want when we want. Which is bestoweth upon us from the heavenly god Gene Simmons. Who has compelled us to separate from and destroy the adultarchy.
The truths that we hold self evident is; the right to have a myspace page. The right to be able to play video games whenever we want. And to have the right to have a cell phone at any age. We would like the right to be able to watch T.V. any time of the day. The right to go places by ourselves. We would like the right to receive money from our parents whenever needed or wanted. The right to be able to watch any movie of any rating we desire. Last but no least, the right to have relationships with the other sex no questions asked.
The adultarchy have put us through many injuries and usurpations. They have caused us much pain and agony, just to list a few; they parents have forbideth us the right to have a reasonable curfew time. They have forbade us to go to places by thyself. Our school administrators hath not let us chew gum or wear hats in class. Our parents have forbid us to borrow money in need of emergencies. They have not let us watch certain PG-13 and R movies. They have forbade us of having loud music on. They have forbid us of having parties or going to parties. They have compelled us to do homework as soon as we get home. They have forbid us to go places alone. They have even taketh away our prized possessions when we have a done something afoul.
I and other members of the Council of Teenage Freedom have tried fruitlessly to peacefully resolve problems with the adultarchy. We have asked politely, respectfully and with a clear mind for them to give us a little leeway in our way of life. We have finished our homework on time, gotten good grades, even not acted badly. But the have stayed quite stubborn. We will not let this mockery of us keep going, so we will strike back.
On behalf of the Council of Teenage Freedom, and those being butchered and maimed by the tyrannical adultarchy, hereby declare the official breaking away from the government system of the adultarchy. We will create our own government and we will become independent. We will be led and guided by our heavenly god Gene Simmons, there is to be no arguing about this proclamation from teenagers or adults alike. If any do so, they will be hung.